Dammit nola! 02/27/2013 12:03pm
I'm sorry to anyone who works at nola, but....
GOD this building sucks. It's dreary, it lacks mirrors and outlets (I mean come on. The bathrooms don't have outlets??), the hallways are badly marked. I just never enjoy auditioning here. I might as well be auditioning in the subway
Whoops! That was for the Bitching Post...
Clearly.
Don't give them any ideas. Next backstage: "Audition for new musical on the E train. Song length must be timed appropriately between stops. Good news is, if you get Roosevelt Avenue, you'll get a full two minutes in the room. Bad news is the homeless will be choreographing the dance call."
Hahahaha love it
^ Amazing
And the accompanist will be a four piece mariachi band.
^But may not transpose.
Attention all performas!
I be sellin m&ms, Skittles, and famous Amos cookies for one dolla for all non equity-
However! I do have WELCHES FRUIT SNACKS two for one dolla but you must show ya equity chard. EMC will be served inventory permittin
Dos anyone wanna buy a snack ?
^priceless.
god i love you guys.